Strange eating habits

Dear son!

Today you really wanted some birfday cake. I told you no and our day went on. Later while we were at work aunty Yo was showing me the ad for Baskin Robbins. She went back in her office and the next thing we knew you ran in and stole the ad. You saw a picture of a birfday cake on it and immediately took a bite out of it. An actual bite of paper. You chewed it pretty good and then got irritated with it in your mouth. We saw you and went to take the paper from your hands and mouth so you decided to run. You ran into the living room and hurridly shoved more paper in your mouth.

Then,

You puked. You threw up your paper, and you had more paper stuck in your mouth. When I asked if you threw up you said, Yeah I frow up eye cream. We looked down and sure enough, that time you had snuck a bite of paper ice cream! You're a strange little guy!