2.19.2007

Fuzz

You pick the fuzz from your socks out of your toes. you love to do it. The first thing you do when you take off your socks is grab your foot, pull it up to your face and start pulling your toes apart looking for the EVIL sock fuzzies. You start with your big toe. You pull it about 43 inches away from the next to and stare intently between the two then smoosh your pointer finger and thumb down in there and wiggle them around until you find some fuzz or at least some imaginary fuzz. Only you can get the fuzz out. If I try and help you get so angry at me and shout MUAHASH until I leave you to pick your toes on your own.

Also, you like to stick cheerios between your toes and then stick your foot out and admire your handy work.


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Words I can say

  • Apple
  • Shoe
  • Hot
  • Bye
  • No
  • Ya
  • Baby
  • F**k
  • Sh*t
  • Ball
  • Whoah
  • Uh Oh
  • Cheese
  • Cheeto's
  • Pees (Please)
  • Dog
  • Thanks
  • Mine
  • Nose
  • Papa
  • Dada
  • Mama
  • Shannon
  • Elmo